988 Online Quotes & Sayings

I'm sorry about the smell - that's sort of a litter-box issue. It's tough to have eight cats in a studio apartment, but I think while you're spending the night here - the first of many, many passion-filled nights you'll undoubtedly wish to spend here - you'll find that it's well worth the smell to have the selfless companionship of these seventeen reeking, dander-encrusted animals. I said "eight" before when I meant to say "seventeen." That's the number of cats that I have. — The New Yorker

The solution "cost me study that robbed me of rest for an entire night." — Johann Bernoulli

Delaware State began as a school bent on service - teaching education, social services and nursing. — Michael N. Castle

We must be talented, powerful and resilient creatures indeed given how much we manage to produce despite the constant undercutting, ridicule and needless censorship we aim at ourselves. — Seth

Be attentive, paying close attention to your internal and external needs. — Asa Don Brown

You couldn't leave your home planet while it still contained a place like Azkaban.
You had to stay and fight. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

In the Bible, God never gives anyone an easy job. God never comes to Abraham, or Moses, or Esther and says, "I'd like you to do me a favor, but it really shouldn't take much time. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you." God does not recruit like someone from the PTA. He is always intrusive, demanding, exhausting. He says we should expect that the world will be hard, and that our assignments will be hard. — John Ortberg

countries allow organizations to claim some aspects of software development as R&D and thereby receive tax benefits for doing so. — Scott W. Ambler

If we didn't have any stress, we'd never grow and you'd probably wouldn't test your mettle and you'd probably wouldn't come up with a lot of creative stuff that people come up with by being somewhat on the edge. — David Allen

God is universal; confined to no spot, defined by no dogma, appropriated by no sect. — Mary Baker Eddy

You cheap honky faggots," he snarled. "Which one of you wants to get cut? — Hunter S. Thompson