91st Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Excuse me ... but I reject your definitions of me. — Saul Bellow

That's the bravest thing, I think: not to be brave for yourself but for a buddy when it gets you nothing and costs you everything. — Stephen Hunter

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope

People are always thinking that I'm the main character in my books, but each one has been different, and sometimes they've been men. — Sue Miller

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them — Megan Amram

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more! — Doug Stanhope

Excuse me, pray. Without that excuse I would not have known there was anything amiss. — Blaise Pascal

The best writers were philosophers who wrapped their commentary about life in laughter. — Dick Van Dyke

God always saves the world from the consequences of unintended errors of men who live in fear of Him. — Mahatma Gandhi

Journalists should have been the first to tell people what Obamacare would mean to them. They are now the last to figure all of this out. — Rush Limbaugh

The camera, you know, will never capture you. Photography, in my experience, has the miraculous power of transferring wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

My parents were screenwriters, and they had four daughters and we all write. So that's amazing. Talk about powerful parents. My mother always said to us, "Everything is copy." — Nora Ephron

In the traditional Ikebana things always have to be asymmetrical, because in this they look more natural and balanced. — Camille Henrot