903 Outdoors Quotes & Sayings

Whatever it takes to get everybody loose, I'm going to do it! — Vince Young

Remember back in forty-four when someone killed that pet parrot of yours? What was his name, Reynold? You know, the only friend you ever had? That was me, George. I fucked it to death then fed it to Goshy. — Will Elliott

Vegetable seed catalogs have replaced the penny candy store. The fireballs, the root-beer barrels, and the licorice whips aren't sold at the corner anymore. Now the sweets are sold by seed companies instead. There's "candystick" and "sweet slice" and "sugar rock" but these aren't types of candy, they are varieties of sweet corn, cucumber and musk melon. — Roger B. Swain

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper

Life histories tell you just about everything you need to know about an animal. — Jack Horner

I really love Las Vegas. It's, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ. — Pauly D

Before you reach the point of forgiveness, you go through the phase where you pray... for every possible misfortune and ill luck to strike them dead while you sit and watch. — Joyce Rachelle

It is the responsibility of people like me and people who believe in the true Islam to stand up and say, that blasphemy is not punishable by death. — Pamela Geller