818 Club Quotes & Sayings

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. — Ann Richards

What a gentle soul you are? — Lailah Gifty Akita

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes." — Steven Wright

A lot of these American actors have this - in my view - misplaced view that they have to look like Action Man. The trouble is, they all run the risk of being interchangeable. — Damian Lewis

And I thought I might take him home and see how he works. It's really neat the way all those little bone things fit together, like a zipper. — Anne Rivers Siddons

Whether you are married or have lived with someone for a time, look upon that person and know that, as much as you may love that individual, he or she is not your "better half." Yes, this popular term of this endearment can be a warm, comforting notion that speaks to intimacy and trust. but these people you care about so deeply aren't "half" of you at all. They do not fill in your blanks. You have no blanks. You are whole within yourself. — Larry Ackerman

Been taught as a toddler) - except whoever heard of four boys Going Number Two at the same time? — Stephen King

Why didn't they say anything to me?'
'Probably because they knew you wouldn't listen to reason.'
'That is pure hog swill.'
'Would you have listened to them?'
'They would have tried to persuade me with conventional thinking - not at all the same as *reason*. Not all of us live by the same logic.'
'Yet you still have to abide by the same set of rules as the rest of them. The consequences won't be any different for you.'
'You say it as if I don't know what the consequences are.'
'You know exactly what the consequences are. But you don't believe they could happen to you. — Sherry Thomas

Makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas. — Greg Gutfeld

Genuine scientific progress is a slow climb, which requires a stable society to support thinkers and theorists over many generations. — Peter F. Hamilton

He sometimes behaves like water, flowing around the obstacles he encounters. — Paulo Coelho

Cool down, man. I have a corroded piece of metal and I'm not afraid to use it. — Rick Riordan

God uses some of the worst times to do great things. — Molly Evangeline

Don't go in and hide; don't come out and shine; stand stock-still in the middle. — Zhuangzi

We are not hated because we practice democracy, value freedom, or uphold human rights. We are hated because our government denies these things to people in Third World countries whose resources are coveted by our multinational corporations. That hatred we have sown has come back to haunt us in the form of terrorism. — Howard Zinn