8 Simple Rules Funny Quotes & Sayings

So it's joyful to me, in my 71st year, to be able to be in a play that is absolutely right for my age and my experience, and that is a popular success. What more could you ask as an actor? — Ian McKellen

Oh, I had no fucking idea what I was thinking about. All booze plus no meds makes Dex a crazy boy. — Karina Halle

Unlike fiction, which you create before you go into production, with reality you kind of create it after everything is produced. The drama and the storytelling is really done in post. — Kurt Sutter

We get these questions a lot from the enterprising young. It's a very intelligent question: You look at some old guy who's rich and you ask, 'How can I become like you, except faster?'
Spend each day trying to be a little wiser than you were when you woke up. Discharge your duties faithfully and well. Step by step you get ahead, but not necessarily in fast spurts. But you build discipline by preparing for fast spurts ... Slug it out one inch at a time, day by day, at the end of the day
if you live long enough
most people get what they deserve. — Charlie Munger

Accounting is possibly the most confusing, boring subject in the world, but if you want to be rich long-term, it could be the most important subject. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Ares sends his regards, motherfucker. — Pierce Brown