707 Funny Quotes & Sayings

The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm is a twist of the wrist. — Laurence Leamer

Everybody thinks that I did this and I did that, but I just went along with the times. — Joe Gold

I have been too fond of stories. — Leah Hager Cohen

When somebody talks about your career, most people are gonna talk about wins and losses, a World Series or pennants. But if somebody asked me how I would sum up my career, I would say I had a unbelievable, fabulous career. — Jim Leyland

We have to prepare for the worst, and the worst is war. — Bernard Kouchner

We have to make sure we have done our part then he will come and help us. — Sunday Adelaja

To all my friends in Los Angeles: the Sultan of Brunei, owner of the Beverly Hills Hotel, has signed legislation calling for gay people to be stoned to death. — Cleve Jones