61265 Quotes & Sayings

Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby

We want Jesus to come to our house, but we're going to question Him when He gets there. — John Bevere

People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable. — Samuel Butler

In this short time you have already become as a brother to me.'
'That is what the Prince creates between men
brotherhood. — Chuck Black

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. — Prince Philip

I do love translating; it is the pure pleasure of writing without the misery of inventing. — Nancy Mitford

In my new life, no room for a lost boy. — Tori Amos

And lose my cock, balls and prostate? Are you kidding me? Honey, I'm still all man. I'm just a man with decoration, Tommy had explained before turning with a flounce and practically floating out of the room in his heels. — Vicktor Alexander

An inch in a man's nose is much. — Henry George Bohn

That's how pathetic things had gotten. I'd actually sat alone in the darkness lusting after a girl like some fucking Robert Pattinson wannabe. At least I smoked instead of sparkled. — Joanna Wylde

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. — Dave Barry

Who can sit back as our towns and cities are torn apart by violence and be content with the status quo? — Martin O'Malley