55912 Quotes & Sayings

Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser. — Jay Leno

You can talk to your old dad about anything, you know. Except boys. And bras. And that Bieber fellow. — Jenny B. Jones

It's said that only gypsies have the true gift of looking at a person and seeing their future, so I was happy as a red hen when she said a man named Doyle would be loving me for the whole of my life and then some. — Bette Lee Crosby

And swans seem whiter if swart crowes be by. — Guillaume De Salluste Du Bartas

Our young people will learn more about the cult of militarism in this short and accurate book by Joel Andreas than they might learn in their first twelve years of schooling. — Blase Bonpane

You know, Boston people are full of sauce. — Ellen Pompeo

El Capitan is the most chapping environment in the world: windy, cold, super dry. I wake up twice a night and reapply lotion to my hands. We sand our fingertips to keep them smooth. — Tommy Caldwell

Jesus Christ said 'by their fruits ye shall know them,' not by their disclaimers. — William S. Burroughs

She was just being nice. I fucking love nice. Two points to Scout. — Kim Holden

What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to shield the words from public view? — Lyndsay Faye

It is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in the New Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised thereon, against which I contend. The story, taking it as it is told, is blasphemously obscene. — Thomas Paine