54865 Quotes & Sayings

Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them! *** — Various

I just want silence ... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more. — Justin Halpern

I love improv so much. Listening. I think that's the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of pressure on yourself to create, and to be generating information, and trying to be funny, but if you just listen to what's being said to you, and then react honestly, you generally get better results. — Rob Riggle

For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste.
- Carter Kane — Rick Riordan

Our planet is poorly equipped for delight.
One must snatch gladness from the days that are.
In this life
it's not difficult to die.
To make life
is more difficult by far. — Vladimir Mayakovsky

So many people have tried to get happiness and serenity from outside things; it's pretty much common knowledge that is a road to nowhere. I've never heard anybody say, 'Fame made me the complete person I am.' Well, I'm sure people have said it, but nobody I respect. — Jared Leto

Maybe there are too many restaurants. Maybe some of mine need to close. So be it. I'll live with the market place. — Tom Douglas

Hate I shall, if I can; if I can't, I shall love though not willing. — Ovid