5343 Quotes & Sayings

At home in Devon, my wife Jessica does a huge proportion of the cooking - I do the basics. My timing is extremely good, particularly when it comes to vegetables, perhaps because in my work, timing is everything. I know exactly what fits into a minute when broadcasting, and I apply the same to carrots. — Jonathan Dimbleby

The '90s were really just bad for fashion and hair. — Emilia Clarke

Christians get very angry toward other Christians who sin differently than they do. — Philip Yancey

As sure as roses will have thorns, love will bring you pain — Teresa Bodwell

Is one of the sins our unbridled economic self-interest, which turns its back on the common good in pursuit of individual wealth? Might it be our careless exploitation and waste of precious natural resources, which threaten future generations with scarcity of water, wood, minerals, clean air, and all those essential things we need to survive? — Joanna Leiserson

I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar. — Flavor Flav

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

Don't ask me about prayer rocks
Anyplace I put my head is a prayer rock.
Don't talk of direction
All six directions face Him.
Gardens, flames, nightingale,
whirling dance, and brotherhood
Throw all these away
and throw yourself into His love. — Rumi

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech. — Oliver Herford