506 Quotes & Sayings

A biologist with a history of tooth decay invents a symbiotic microbe which lives in the human mouth and feeds by cleaning our teeth. It secreted calcium, which is poisonous to it, controlling its growth and preventing it from eating the teeth themselves. So this guy, he wants to spread the thing to the world, but it'd never fly, FDA and human squeamishness and all, so he becomes a party animal. He throws wild partys at the lab, kisses female grad students, where's, babies. He backwashes in sodas left on tables. He bums drags of cigarettes. He grants humanity eternally clean and healthy teeth but dies of a terrible cocktail of STDs. — James Curcio

All good ideas start out as bad ideas, that's why it takes so long. — Steven Spielberg

You will hurt people. You will hurt, and you will be hurt. However, you will also love, and you will be loved in the most magnificent ways. To live life is to understand that together these extremes thrive within us - our heart is both a blessing and a blade. To put our soul into the hands of someone who could wound it or heal it is quite possibly the most courageously beautiful risk we take. It is like looking someone right in the eye and saying "You may hurt me, but you may also love me, and I am willing to take that chance. I am willing to trust. — Bianca Sparacino

Oh, do not read history, for that I know must be false. — Robert Walpole

The story of humans is the story of ideas that shine light into dark corners. — Jill Tarter

Why should I refuse a good dinner simply because I don't understand the digestive processes involved? — Oliver Heaviside

Someday it'll all be done by machine. Information machines. — Thomas Pynchon

You will always define events in a manner which will validate your agreement with reality. — Steve Maraboli

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern. — Craig Kilborn

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore. — Dave Chappelle