50 Funniest Movie Quotes & Sayings

Start today like a new beginning, and not a repeat. — Deborah Brodie

As long as you are waiting for something to make you happy - happiness will never come. — Bryant McGill

If we don't make out of this alive, Sophie Price, I want you to know that I've never loved anyone as much as I love you. You're it for me. — Fisher Amelie

There is a God, even in Hollywood. — Jean Harlow

Even on your worst day, you can be someone's best hope. — Manny Scott

You'll find that marriage is a good short cut to the truth. No, not quite that. A way of doubling back to the truth. Another thing you'll find is that the years of illusion aren't those of adolescence, as the grown-ups try to tell us; they're the ones immediately after it, say the middle twenties, the false maturity if you like, when you first get thoroughly embroiled in things and lose your head. Your age, by the way, Jim. That's when you first realize that sex is important to other people besides yourself. A discovery like that can't help knocking you off balance for a time. — Kingsley Amis

I just finished reading the Koran, and there's nothing in there I didn't hear in Sunday school. — Tom Clancy

There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it. — Chanakya

Trees down south have a difference to them, a subtle, slinking movement, mile by mile- a gracefulness, a swagger. Lanky trees stretching out their wiry thin, Spanish moss-covered branches, moss that sways and beckons ... come here, come here, it says. — Suzanne Palmieri

Drop by drop is the water pot filled. Likewise, the wise man, gathering it little by little, fills himself with good. — Gautama Buddha

I just hope and pray I can die with my boots on. — Johnny Cash

the only man in modern history to successfully kidnap a commanding general. Paddy — Christopher McDougall

Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it. — S.J Perelman

Our own genomes carry the story of evolution, written in DNA, the language of molecular genetics, and the narrative is unmistakable. — Kenneth R. Miller