50 Famous Yogi Berra Quotes & Sayings

In all the universe, your mother is the only thing that truly scares me, especially where you're concerned. I don't ever want to be on her dark side. (Adron) Ha ha. And need I remind you my mother wasn't the one screaming at the pool when you got shoved in. (Devyn) Yeah, all right, so we both have screwed-up, irrational mothers. (Adron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The story she had told me was possible, but it was not believable. — Giacomo Casanova

One cannot lodge in if. — Rumi

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. — Nico Mirallegro

It isn't," I said. "However, it is a fact that whether one falls into a little swimming pool or into the middle of the biggest sea, one nevertheless swims all the time."
"Most certainly."
"Then we too must swim and try to save ourselves from the argument, hoping that some dolphin might take us on his back or for some other unusual rescue. — Plato