50 50 On Bills And Housework Quotes & Sayings

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? — George Carlin

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway. — Craig Ferguson

War. The ultimate betrayal of tribe isn't acting competitively - that should be encouraged - but predicating your power on the excommunication of others from the group. That is exactly what politicians of both parties try to do when they spew venomous rhetoric about their rivals. That is exactly what media figures do when they go beyond criticism of their fellow citizens and openly revile them. Reviling people you share a combat outpost with is an incredibly stupid thing to do, and public figures who imagine their nation isn't, potentially, one huge combat outpost are deluding themselves. In — Sebastian Junger

getting lost is not always a bad thing — Ivan Vladislavic

I would be true, for there are those who trust me; I would be pure, for there are those who care; I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
I would be brave, for there is much to dare. — Howard Arnold Walter

Everything seems immoral until the person commits it. — M. T. Panchal

Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God? — Adrian Rogers

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?"
"Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common — Jeaniene Frost

There are no secrets at our house. We tell the kids, 'Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.' They go, 'Eww, gross!' But we demand it. — Brad Pitt