4chan Fake Science Quotes & Sayings

Like a blind man, unaware of race or religion, he quickly discovered that prejudice was often taught at the breakfast table. — Jeffrey Archer

Democracies must have equilibrium ... and the entanglement of politics and information must be minimized. — Romano Prodi

Without clean water, we cannot experience optimum health, but by practically every public health standard issued during the past 50 years, humans have not experienced optimum health. One of the reasons for this fact is simple: the Earth's water is in crisis. — Elson M. Haas

... praise any word that can hold you. Praise all but the vanishing point where we stand now, not quite parted. Already memories fall like blows. But soon they will be treasure, dropped like gold through a miser's fingers as he makes his accounts ... Praise each insomniac hour, kept wide awake by your glow. Sleep would only have robbed more coins from this vandal hoarded store. — Barbara Kingsolver

Find the pitch and pace and syllables and words you love to hear. Delight your own senses, and self-romance. — Alexandra Katehakis

Love you more," I said playfully.
"Not a chance," Xavier said, fully awake now. "I'm bigger, I can contain more love."
"I'm smaller, therefore my love particles are more compressed, which means I can fit more in. — Alexandra Adornetto

An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar. — Mark Twain

At least it's really entertaining when I embarrass myself. — Lucas Till

I share no man's opinions; I have my own. — Ivan Turgenev

We can never really change someone; people must change themselves. — Stephen Covey

He's sort of a Svengali... It means someone who's manipulative. More than that: somebody who makes you think that you need him in order to accomplish anything. — Anne Beattie

Celibacy and suicide are a similar levels of understanding, suicide and a martyr's death not so by any means, perhaps marriage and a martyr's death. — Franz Kafka

I've been hurt.
I've been saved.
And I've found hope. — Lisa De Jong

All the darkness in the world can't put out the light of one candle. — Confucius

Hale dropped down and lay in front of me, wrapping an arm around my shoulder. Don't worry, I've got you. — Kiera Cass