44th Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

The individual is not only best qualified to provide his own personal defense, he is the only one qualified to do so: and his right to do so is guaranteed by the Constitution. — David Mamet

But it is impossible for anyone to say 'I am sacrificing myself' without feeling bitterness. — Simone De Beauvoir

... growing pale and sober with the thought that her fate was soon to be decided; for, like all young people, she was sure that her whole life could be settled by one human creature, quite forgetting how wonderfully Providence trains us by disappointment, surprises us with unexpected success, and turns our seeming trials into blessing. — Louisa May Alcott

Socialism has now become completely or almost completely identical with Bolshevism; that — Victor Klemperer

The average Christian pays more in interest than he gives to the Lord's work. In a church of 100 families 37 will give nothing. — Larry Burkett

my parents forced me to drive - "and let's roll." I — Miss Anonymous

And it is to rock the soul and lead the person to immorality, corruption - to forget their prayers, to forget their God. And thus the world has partaken of the spirit of the Negro race, accepting their ways. — Warren Jeffs

Allow me to start from the beginning - with my death. — R.R. Washburn

Downtime is where we become ourselves, looking into the middle distance, kicking at the curb, lying on the grass or sitting on the stoop and staring at the tedious blue of the summer sky. I don't believe you can write poetry, or compose music, or become an actor without downtime, and plenty of it, a hiatus that passes for boredom but is really the quiet moving of the wheels inside that fuel creativity. — Anna Quindlen

You know that American dream and American spirit of innovation we always talk about? Turns out, the bulk of it was built by people who came to America from somewhere else, not people born American. We have no birthright or natural lock on these things. — Sarah Lacy

If i wasn't an accident mustn't I be a crushing disappointment? — Augusten Burroughs

As an early adopter of the internet, I've changed as the internet has changed, and I regret a lot of the things that I used to believe or used to do. — Arthur Chu

He is the Way.
Follow Him through the Land of Unlikeness;
You will see rare beasts, and have unique adventures.

He is the Truth.
Seek Him in the Kingdom of Anxiety;
You will come to a great city that has expected your return for years.

He is the Life.
Love Him in the World of the Flesh;
And at your marriage all its occasions shall dance for joy. — W. H. Auden