424781 Quotes & Sayings

Perhaps life is what happens when you least expect it. — Jane Harvey-Berrick

Yes, I know, it's not the truth, but in a great history little truths can be altered so that the greater truth emerges. — Umberto Eco

The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'. — Dan Cummins

I've always been drawn to artists who paint for the everyday person. I love the American illustrators. — Thomas Kinkade

On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire. — Christopher Moore

Our souls may be consumed by shadows, but that doesn't mean we have to behave as monsters. — Emm Cole

I never told anyone this before but my Layla is my rain. — Randolph Randy Camp

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex — Jane Wagner

French women love to shop and prepare food. They love to talk about what they have bought and made. It's a deeply natural love, but one that is erased in many other cultures. Most French women learn it from their mothers, some from their fathers. But if your parents aren't French, you can still learn it yourself. — Mireille Guiliano

You are down there alone, the stars seemed to say to him. And we are up here, in our constellations, together. — Kate DiCamillo

My family was something precious, like jewelry, like a necklace you never take off. — Indira Ganesan