3901 Quotes & Sayings

Every election, a presidential candidate inevitably proposes a new cabinet agency. The idea is that this is the only way to solve a particular problem. Just create more government. — Christopher Buckley

Best friends, no matter what they do or how much they hurt you, it only hurts as much as it does because they are your best friend. And none of us are perfect. Mistakes were made for best friends to forgive; it's what makes being a best friend official. — J.A. Redmerski

You're playing or you're not playing. If you're playing, so just shut up and play. — Marat Safin

As far as actors go, you're not going to find many ballplayers better than me. — D. B. Sweeney

I'm scared of you two in the same place. That's like putting in an order for trouble, rather than just wishing for it. — Lora Leigh

(Even Tucker's way of not living could be described as living, if you had a crush on him.) — Nick Hornby

I knew an actor's career goes up and down and back up again. Your standing in this business can't be your whole identity; otherwise, you're doomed. — Lisa Kudrow

Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education. — Victor Hugo

God is not dead. Now, as ever, he liveth. — C. G. Jung

It might just be me, but it's tough when you get drivers that don't stay where they should be. — Scott Dixon

That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete! — Vernon D. Burns