38 Year Wedding Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

So I'm standing in a tree thirty feet above the pond with my three friends and my friend Pat says, "Dude, jump!" And I look down at the water, which is so far away, and I say, "That doesn't seem like a good plan." And they said, "Dude, we already jumped, it's no biggie. What's the worst thing that could happen? It's only watah" (that's "water" with a Boston accent), which is really flawed logic, that watah logic. I learn later that many bad things historically have happened in water. Shark attacks. Drowning. Bad sex. But my friend Nick makes an argument that in Massachusetts is irrefutable. He's like, "Do it." So I do. — Mike Birbiglia

A beautiful heart wants to know God and gets to know him through his Word. — Lauren Scruggs

By trying to make things easier for their children, parents can make things much harder for them. — Mardy Grothe

Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway. — Jenn Cooksey

I am often mad, but I would hate to be nothing but mad: and I think I would lose what little value I may have as a writer if I were to refuse, as a matter of principle, to accept the warming rays of the sun, and to report them, whenever, and if ever, they — E.B. White

Demophilus stated, Do what you know to be good without expecting from it any glory. Forget not that the vulgar are a bad judge of good actions. — Bohdi Sanders

I deal with football from a realistic, logical point of view. — Joe Namath

The load of tomorrow, added to that of yesterday, carried today, makes the strongest falter. ... Why even try it? — Dale Carnegie

You're so careful with me, Bevin murmured, awed.
That's because you're so precious to me, Tim replied — Savannah J. Frierson

The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. — Taylor Caldwell

the leather thong binding his — Robert Fabbri