36th Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

Simplicity and repose are the qualities that measure the true value of any work of art. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Somebody asked me once, 'Do you think that swing will ever come back?' And I said, 'Do you think the 1938 Ford will ever come back?' — Artie Shaw

I'm not talking about loving someone in expectation of anything in return. I'm talking about loving someone because of who they are. Because of the way they talk, they smile, they fight; because of what they say and what they believe; because of all the wonderful, annoying, beautiful, frustrating, stupid, lovely, embarrassing things they do and they are. Because they are the one person in all the world who makes you finally understand how perfectly, intricately amazing a human being can be. And if they do not love me it changes nothing, because I will not love them so they love me, I will love them because I have no other choice. — George DeValier

Was there some kind of law about drop-kicking assholes in the face? Probably. They always had laws against things that needed to be done. — Francesca Zappia

And they were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer. — Terry Pratchett

Paradigm is a part of the conditioning of the mind, our conditioning thought patterns — Bob Proctor

Absolute freedom is absolute nonsense! We gain freedom in anything through commitment, discipline, and fixed habit. — Richard J. Foster

If you think something's happened quickly, you're looking at only a part of it. — Sarah Manguso