35 Weeks Pregnant Funny Quotes & Sayings

She didn't need a man. She wanted one. — Robin Bielman

George Harrison: Paul transformed me in my bedroom, and it was awkward, to say the least. It was like being on a blind date, complete with stilted conversation and elliptical innuendo. He said, "So." Then I said, "So." Then he said, "So." Then I said, "So." That went on for, I dunno, five minutes or something. — Alan Goldsher

I do have trouble with titles. — Jim Harrison

We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self control. — R. Buckminster Fuller

Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech. — Meg Cabot

A dream is a slippery thing, plucking and bending and toying with our memories, sometimes acting as a bridge between the living, the loved, and the loved no-longer-living, but more often than not acting as a lesson not quite learned. — Scott Wilbanks

I love my life, because I've seen my purpose — Nick Vujicic

Most Christians would rather be happy than feel the wounds of other peoples' sorrows. — Aiden Wilson Tozer