29th My Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

These kids today. Back then, we couldn't afford photosynthesis. We had to build oxygen from scratch with an atom smasher. — Tim Hensley

We'd never talked about his parents, like he was some underwater Peter Pan. — Katherine McIntyre

I tried chemo, but chemo and I didn't agree, so we didn't persist. — Joan Kirner

I'm too poor to afford the luxury of hysteria right now. — Tahereh Mafi

Listen to me, lady. You're not going anywhere. I've told you repeatedly, so get fucking use to it! — Jodi Ellen Malpas

In the blackness of the midnight sleep world, immunized from the harsh glare of daytime reality, the active imagination of the soul dances in the mind of a dream weaver. Safely shrouded in the all-encompassing blanket of darkness supplied by nighttime sleep, our secret wishes speak to us by channeling the collective mythology of the primordial mind. During the wee hours of night, right before first light, we summon our personal muse to tell us in operatic fashion what it means to be human. If we listen carefully, our muse's heart songs shares with us what it means to experience both the tragedy and comedy of life, and encourages us to unreservedly embrace in a moral manner the banality, brutality, beauty, and splendor of nature that occurs eternally in the cosmic world that swaddles us. — Kilroy J. Oldster