2788 Ashford Quotes & Sayings

My advice to young people; never allow anyone to look down upon you because you are young. Live exemplary life and be of good conduct. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Sassicaia from Tuscany, — Aubrey James

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. — Henny Youngman

It's such a strange marriage, a song and someone that sings it. When that works, it really works, and when it doesn't, it doesn't. — Chris Stapleton

Our country use satellites to spy on its own people?'
'Well, the satellites go all around the world. They just don't bother to turn them off over the US. — Joe Haldeman

Without warning, David was visited by an exact vision of death: a long hole in the ground, no wider than your body, down which you are drawn while the white faces above recede. You try to reach them but your arms are pinned. Shovels put dirt into your face. There you will be forever, in an upright position, blind and silent, and in time no one will remember you, and you will never be called by any angel. As strata of rock shift, your fingers elongate, and your teeth are distended sideways in a great underground grimace indistinguishable from a strip of chalk. And the earth tumbles on, and the sun expires, and unaltering darkness reigns where once there were stars. — John Updike

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans