26th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes & Sayings

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn't. — Don Rittner

The life we receive is not always what we choose. — Amy Tan

If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince? — Randall Munroe

For every tear drop you cry, I will turn them into rainbows... So the world can see you for who you really are and that is a beautiful star! — Linda J. Wolff

After an hour your power goes sour. — Frosty Freeze

I Want you to know one thing, I will always be true to you, and I will always say to you, I love you. — Auliq Ice

I may not be the devil, but I know just how he feels. — Neil Young

It's basically my fear about what happens when you leave a room. Everyone says the thing about you that you really can't bear. — Meg Wolitzer