26 Best Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings

I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your platform. — Miguel De Icaza

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking. — Robert A. Heinlein

I'd just like to be able to walk without pain or run without a limp. — Mike Comrie

A lot of people think I'm retiring, but I've been telling a fib. I've been forced to leave this job because I gave $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation. — David Letterman

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics. — P. J. O'Rourke

Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul. — Jim Valvano

What you actually want to do with every single employee, every single day is expand the scope of their responsibilities until it breaks. — Keith Rabois

Sometimes I think that all mankind exist but to be bought and sold: The rich man's paramour is gold, the poor man's goddess, gold, gold, gold. — Ridgely Torrence

Don't you know that love isn't just going to bed? Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. It's staying with her now because she needs you; it's knowing you and she will still care about each other when sex and daydreams, fights and futures
when all that's on the shelf and done with. Love
why, I'll tell you what love is: it's you at seventy-five and her at seventy-one, each of you listening for the other's step in the next room, each afraid that a sudden silence, a sudden cry, could mean a lifetime's talk is over. — Brian Moore

When I started to sing like myself - as opposed to imitating Nat Cole, which I had done for a while - when I started singing like Ray Charles, it had this spiritual and churchy, this religious or gospel sound. It had this holiness and preachy tone to it. It was very controversial. I got a lot of criticism for it. — Ray Charles

Every question may be considered the beginning, the prerequisite of the search for knowledge. Every answer may be considered the fruition of a question. — Nicos Hadjicostis

The first issue to be settled is whether socialism has a right to exist Are its allegations concerning the present system true? Is industry proceeding on a principle of fraud? I wish to test the power of recent economic theory to give an exact answer to this question. — John Bates Clark

I saw that mathematics was split up into numerous specialties, each of which could easily absorb the short lifetime granted to us, — Jurgen Neffe

Once again confirms that there is no such thing as genetically pure classification into different races. — Bryan Sykes