249 Funny Quotes & Sayings

We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love — Madame De Stael

That Jesus' followers (and later Paul) had resurrection experiences is, in my judgment, a fact. What the reality was that gave rise to the experiences I do not know. — E.P. Sanders

Time, dear friend, time brings round opportunity; opportunity is the martingale of man. The more we have ventured the more we gain, when we know how to wait. — Alexandre Dumas

Your library is your portrait. — Linda Fairstein

Smile is a good reply to the dark world. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Mysticism is like pure science; it has no use. Mysticism is just the human longing to know ... Occult is not science. Occult is just technology. — Jaggi Vasudev

I'm a Browncoat, man." "More like turncoat," Daltry said, and laughed. Flecks of spittle hit Bilbo in the face. — Joe Hill

I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. — Dina Lohan