236 Hilarious Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

What I think is important about essayists - about the essay, as opposed to a lot of personal writing that kind of finds its way into public view - is that the material really has to be presented in a processed way. — Meghan Daum

We know there aren't little green men running around this planet touching peepees. — Lia Matera

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting. — William Shakespeare

The best protection against rape, stalking, and domestic violence is to raise men who both understand that women are different, and would never dare take advantage of this difference. — Wendy Shalit

Shall I compare thee to a barrel of apples?
Though art more hairy, but sweeter inside.
Rough winds couldn't keep me from taking you to chapel,
Where finally a horse could take a bride ... — Cynthia Hand

If life were a sea adventure, I knew: I wouldn't be sailor, pirate, or cabin boy but more likely a barnacle clinging to the side of the boat. — Sara Levine

If a woman is super-successful, she is called a psychopath. — Kangana Ranaut

If beating yourself up worked you'd be rich, thin, and happy. Try loving yourself instead. — Cheryl Richardson

I am waiting for the decision, which is not depending of me, to know if the trial will be in Iraq, in the states, or in international court. Of course, the decision is not mine. — Jacques Verges

I love her and that's the beginning of everything ... — F Scott Fitzgerald

Helping out in your kid's classroom is a great way to get involved with your child's school. — Tamra Davis

I had never seen so many books gathered in a single space as I saw in that room. I felt less afraid when I thought of all the other people who seemed to have had harder lives than mine. I disappeared completely to occupy the world of whatever book I was reading. — Petina Gappah

Fashion is an extension of expressing who you are. I love to entertain and put on a show. And that's definitely a part of that. — Tinashe

I was hoping, actually, that being on the other side of the camera in a scary movie, see how it's filmed and maybe you won't be as scared next time you watch one ... didn't really work out! Because I know it's fake, but I just get so into it. — Taissa Farmiga

My spiritual pain is unbearable. I keep having the same unsolved question: if my rifle claimed people's lives, then can it be that I a Christian and an Orthodox believer, was to blame for their deaths? — Mikhail Kalashnikov