21 Bday Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'd eat a human foot if it was smothered in enough cheese and butter. — Jenny Lawson

She's stark raving mad! — Lewis Carroll

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. — Kevin Hearne

I want to taste your skin, Evelyn. I want to worship your curves exactly how they should be worshiped. I want to bury myself inside you. The longer you make me wait, the harder I will fuck you. The longer you are beneath me, your ability to walk the next day will be non-existent. — Lilly James

I have not practiced how to be a singer without an instrument. — Paul McCartney

I remember going to the theatre when I was little and the lights going down and just getting really scared about what was going to happen up there. — Paul Dano

...human beings have a distorted view of risk. They don't see the whole picture. Our perceptions are twisted by stories in the media, by films, by our own personalities and experiences. So, despite the unlikely odds, we still worry about being raped or murdered. We hear a sound in the night and think of burglars, not mice... It's kind of a protective pessimism: if we worry about the worst happening, it may miss our door. — Ruth Dugdall

Details are our business as writers. Your heart leaps when you see a detail that can go somewhere — Joan Didion

Flies are busiest about leane horses. — George Herbert

Transparency may be the most disruptive and far-reaching innovation to come out of social media. — Paul Gillin

It is through our communion with the Holy Spirit that we are able to apprehend the things that God has given us, through our union with Jesus Christ. If you haven't taken the time to invite Him in, I advise you to do so now . Begin by seeking God specifically concerning marriage. Ask Him to prepare and position you, so that when it is time, you will be found in the right place, doing the work of God. Believe in His willingness to guide you. Trust in His wisdom and power in bringing His promises to pass. Ask Him to 'speak on' concerning your mate and your future. You may be surprised at how eager He is to answer. — L.E. Green

We prefer to think that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has forgotten its source. — Clifton Fadiman

Build your empire on the firm foundation of the fundamentals. — Lou Holtz

Nothing remains but to hope the end will come to extinguish the unrelenting pain of waiting for it. — Pier Paolo Pasolini

How do we identify trends? Not by trendlines. My favorite tools are exponential moving averages that we'll review in the next section. — Anonymous