2020 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges. — Bob Dylan

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change. — Joan Rivers

I'm a bit of a like girly-girl, really, I like flowery stuff. — Ellie Goulding

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. — Seneca.

We are not satisfied with peace alone. There has to be prosperity, there has to be affluence, there has to be fulfillment in life, not just peace. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

Food is very representative of a city's culture. In order to really get to know a place and the people, you've got to eat the food. — Emeril Lagasse

I've done the voice for the Hulk for the animated cartoon. — Lou Ferrigno

What's disturbing, then, is when people talk more about hell after this life than they do about hell here and now. As a Christian I want to do what I can to resist hell coming to earth: poverty, injustice, suffering--they're all hells on earth and as Christians we oppose them with all of our energies. — Rob Bell

The control of a large force is the same principle
as the control of a few men: it is merely a question of dividing up
their numbers. — Sun Tzu

The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.'
The best thing about being alive is that you can still say 'I wish I were dead' — Ivor Cutler