202 Funny Quotes & Sayings

On the surface, there is no distinction between our experiences - some are vivid, others opaque; some are pleasant, others cause agony upon recollection - but there is no way of knowing which are dreams and which are reality. — Silvina Ocampo

Freedom may be the most important thing in life, but there's such a thing as too much freedom. — Truman Capote

We live in a very inspirational point in time. Things are progressing faster and further than ever before. What inspires me most is the world we live in adapting at such a rapid rate. — Dillon Lane

The only constant in life is change — Heraclitus

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, "Respect me; I'm a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death. — Wendy Wasserstein

If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide ... you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder ... you've never been divorced. — Christopher

A most mediocre person can be the object of a love which is wild, extravagant, and beautiful as the poison lillies of the swamp. — Carson McCullers

Patents have long served as a fundamental cog in the American machine, cherished in our national soul. — James Gleick

Between the inked-up, rough-and-tumble Mick and Adam, the debonair dom, she was totally screwed. But like, in a good way. This sort of thing they made together was a sort of magic, and there was nothing she could do but love it as much as she loved them. — Lauren Dane

I'm a really hectic dreamer; I never wake up not out of a dream, and there's loads going on, lots of action, big blockbuster dreams, they're all major enterprises. — Linda Grant