2000 Year Old Man Quotes & Sayings

In some countries - Finland and Singapore and South Korea, for instance - future schoolteachers are recruited from the best college-bound students, whereas a teacher in the United States is more likely to come from the bottom half of her class. — Anonymous

Art has no end but its own perfection. — Plato

The examined life has always been pretty well confined to a privileged class. — Edgar Friedenberg

I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner's '2000-Year-Old Man' sketch. I think it's one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You'd never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he's just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv. — Scott Aukerman

Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment. — Toni Sorenson

I'm living now in my reward. — Joyce Meyer

Style is the outcome of constraint. — Andre Maurois

Is faith so cheap, my child? Faith is the last word. If one has faith, the goal is practically reached. — Sarada Devi

Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello. — Nick Kroll

Lares of the Crossroads — Colleen McCullough

As they went by Assail, the male was watching them. "Jesus, he really is blind"
Wrath pulled up short and unsheathed his dagger, pointed it directly into the guys face. "But my hearing is just fine — J.R. Ward