17404 Quotes & Sayings

One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag. — Robert Asprin

Thunder gods don't hide."
The Russian shrugged. "I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to help people, not hurt them. Usually I help with vodka. You want some? — Kevin Hearne

It's not 'those who help themselves' whom God helps; it's those who humble themselves. — C.J. Mahaney

Intelligence becomes an asset when some useful order is created out of free-floating brainpower. — Thomas A. Stewart

I find my husband's family history fascinating, as they can trace the family lineage back to ancestors who fought, and died, in the first battle of the Revolution, as well as to many other interesting people. — Kim Edwards

Married life had taught Toran the futility of arguing with a female in dark-brown mood. He shrugged, and left her. — Isaac Asimov

The best way to give assistance to those who are deeply embarrassed and to calm them down is to praise them decisively. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't agree with you in the least," said Temple - "about marriage, I mean. A man ought to want to get married - "
"To anybody? Without its being anybody in particular?"
"Yes," said Temple stoutly. "If he gets to thirty without wanting to marry any one in particular, he ought to look about till he finds some one he does want. It's the right and proper thing to marry and have kiddies. — E. Nesbit

Still, I don't like his use of the word fine. I want to be better than fine. — Emily Giffin