16x20 Shed Quotes & Sayings

No disease is more dangerous than a bad husband, for if a woman catches that Pox, she'll languish from it her entire life. — Sabrina Jeffries

You see, evil alwys contains the seeds of its own destruction' said the angel said, 'It is ultimately negative, and therefore encompasses its downfall even at its moment of apparent triumph. No matter how grandiose, how well-planned, how apparently foolproof an evil plan, the inherent sinfulness will by definition rebound upon its instigators. No matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, at the end it will wreck itself. It will founder upon the rocks of inquity and sink head first to vanish without trace into the seas of oblivion. — Terry Pratchett

More dreams are destroyed in bed than are ever found there. — Robin Skelton

Mr. Black started singing a song in some weird language, which I guess was Philippinish. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Anne could do no more; but her heart prophesied some mischance to damp the perfection of her felicity. — Jane Austen

I don't think I could ever really be with a woman because that's a lot of ... Yeah, there's a lot of estrogen and I'm a lot to deal with when it's that time of the month, so I can't imagine it times two. — Christina Aguilera

He became his own blues song, a Tom Waits loser, a Kerouac saint, a Springsteen hero under the lights of the American highway and the neon glow of the American strip. A fugitive, a sharecropper, a hobo, a cowboy who knows that he's running out of prairie but rides anyway because there's nothing left but to ride. — Don Winslow

If you fall in love with someone, it doesn't matter who they are. I've had lots of girlfriends who weren't in the public eye. It is hard, all the intrusion: you have a row with someone, and even though you've sorted everything out, you get the are-they-going-to-split headlines for the next ten days. — Max Beesley

For every reader who dies today, a viewer is born, and we seem to be witnessing ... the final tipping balance. — Jonathan Franzen

Confusing speculation with investment is always a mistake. — Benjamin Graham

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that. — Howard Stern

Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a complete
stranger and play hide the sausage. — Harper Sloan