16th Birthday Invitation Quotes & Sayings

The best care on earth cannot prevent us all dying in the end. — Polly Toynbee

Sometimes the most difficult, horrific things can be the greatest spiritual teachers. — Cameron Mathison

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies. — Derek Landy

On any given day, Ossifar Distana carried around 5000 passengers, the actual figure varying slightly depending on where she was on the vast elliptical cruise that took her around the Terran Empire. When she entered the system she carried 4984 passengers, 500 crew, one dead body and one very puzzled Captain. — Christina Engela

Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore haven't spoken to each other since George W. Bush's inauguration. Not only that, Bill and his wife, Hillary, haven't spoken since Richard Nixon's inauguration. — Conan O'Brien

My diet plan. 8am to 12noon: only fruits and fruit juice. Noon to 8pm: vegetarian meals. From 8pm to 8am the kitchen is CLOSED. — Bradford Winters

It was too late for that now. Some things had to be lived with. — Jane Harper