15823 Quotes & Sayings

I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were always the grimacing recipient of an eager and rubber-sheathed penis boner. — Rob Delaney

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter. — Mignon McLaughlin

On tour I'm finding out that I am half gypsy, 40% vagabond, and 10 house cat. — Jason Reeves

The Bible Belt, the religious South, is the section of the country that practiced slavery until the war made them give it up. They practiced segregation. They practiced lynchings. I don't see any great value in that. — John Shelby Spong

Because Hope survives best at the Hearth. — Rick Riordan

Be not in the desire of thine own ease. — Saadi

The topic of leadership is a touchy one. A lot of leaders fail because they don't have the bravery to touch that nerve or strike that chord. Throughout my years, I haven't had that fear. — Kobe Bryant

Everything faded away into a shadow-world in which, finally, even the date of the year had become uncertain. — George Orwell

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? — Loretta Lynn

I worried that people wouldn't like me. Now I try not to worry and focus on being happy. — Lea Michele

It wasn't his fault he'd been reared in a nice, safe, civilized society that protected him from the harsh reality of an older and grimmer set of imperatives. — David Weber