14520 Rca A01 Quotes & Sayings

I learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and misogynistic jokes that you have no idea what they mean, and you just memorize them because they have a very strong effect, they make people laugh in this kind of nervous, horrible way, and it's only later that you realize that you've got a head full of crap. — Chuck Palahniuk

Marijuana grows naturally ... Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? — Bill Hicks

Needless to say, anybody who can stumble through a C-major scale knows that Art Tatum always gave his audiences 10 times their money's worth. — Terry Teachout

You can't read about push ups. You gotta do them. — Gary Vaynerchuk

I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly what I've come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters. — R. Kelly

I've had lots of ups and downs. I've had situations where I've gone against the rules, and I've lost everything. — James Altucher

We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win. — Barry Crimmins

The town is an advertisement for itself; none of its charms are left to the visitor's imagination. — Christopher Isherwood

I want someone to love me for me, faults and all.
Someone who cant fall asleep without being her last call.
Someone who wants to be my last goodnight and my first hello.
Someone who will hold my hand and not let it go.
Someone who means it when she says, 'I will leave you never.'
Someone who looks into my eyes and sees her ... Forever. — Jose N. Harris

When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, "Do what you like now." — Leo Tolstoy

I think the way to understand Teach for America is as a leadership development program. — Wendy Kopp

I lived in Paris for four years, so I am obsessed with pastries. Croissants, pain au chocolat, cakes, macarons, all of that! — Barbara Fialho