14 August 2012 Quotes & Sayings

The Center for American Progress rates Maryland as the best state in the nation for women. I couldn't agree more. — Martin O'Malley

Conclusions are based in time. We live in time. So any definition of success is bound up with time. With other things you can say, "Can I yo-yo? Can I juggle?" Usually you have a pretty small window in which to get your answer. Stand-up is different. You can't do stand-up for one night and say, "Am I a funny stand-up comedian?" In two months or two years you'll start to realize it. — Demetri Martin

Rachel hadn't invented the dangers of toxoplasmosis; she'd gone online and built an airtight case. This wasn't crazy talk. Neurobiologists had linked T. gondii to suicide and the onset of schizophrenia. All caused by exposure to cat poop. Some studies even suggested that the toxo brain parasites chemically coerced people to adopt more cats. Those crazy cat ladies were actually being controlled by an infection of single-cell invaders. — Chuck Palahniuk

But Palm Sunday tells us that ... it is the cross that is the true tree of life. — Pope Benedict XVI

I'm fascinated in the children within adults. — Jason Gann

There are no evils in Nature, there are only evils of Man. — Friedensreich Hundertwasser

Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation. — Henry Ward Beecher

You have to try to imagine an ideal reader, who's neither stupid nor able to know what your thoughts are. — John Ashbery

Jerry Kilgore offers denial and delusion, ... Mr. Kaine Delusion and deceit. That means nothing happens. — Russ Potts

I always say that comedians and actors were all kind of shy when they were young. I was very, believe it or not, kind of embarrassed as a child. But my mother was a very strong lady and she was the one that kept it going when I thought it would be over for me as a performer. She was always my inspiration and she was a big influence on me. — Don Rickles

Let's get the hell out of here. — Matt Whyman

Now AR Rahman app for music lovers — Anonymous

In all the years I played, he (Stan Williams) was the only guy who ever scared me and he was on my team. — Ron Fairly

The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask It's hard to see the pain behind the mask Bearing the burden of a secret storm Sometimes she wishes she was never born — Martina Mcbride