13084 Hitch Quotes & Sayings

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you. — John Oliver

As a writer, I'm driven by settings. Others are driven by characters or predicaments, but with me, settings come first. — Jim Lynch

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon

I came upon a telegram from Eleanor Roosevelt herself to Gypsy Rose Lee that read, 'May your bare ass always be shining'. That was the clincher; I had to write about this woman. — Karen Abbott

Happiness is the result of inner maturity. It depends on us alone, and requires patient work, carried out from day to day. Happiness must be built, and this requires time and effort. In the long term, happiness and unhappiness are therefore a way of being, or a life skill. — Matthieu Ricard

Look around you. While dogs bark, birds sing and fly. People will talk; Don't worry. You just walk- Just Fly!-RVM — R.v.m.

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

And what the hell does that even mean? Why would you serve food for thoughgs, and what kind of food? If you serve spinach, do you get healthy thoughts? If it's ice cream and candy, it is fun thoughts? Why do we say stupid things? — J.D. Robb

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. — Woody Allen

Donna was an enigma wrapped in bacon wrapped in a crescent roll. — Tina Fey

When we leverage, we aggregate and organize existing resources to achieve success. — Richie Norton