12th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes & Sayings

Not every lake dreams to be an ocean. Blessed are the ones who are happy with whom they are. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

It's a very 18th-century thing to have a book broken into several volumes. — Matthew Tobin Anderson

Philosophy is the art of dying.Philosophy is an activity that has always been concerned with how one seizes hold of one's mortality, and I see myself continuing a very ancient tradition that goes back to Socrates and Epicurus, which is that to be a philosopher is to try and learn how to die. In learning how to die, one learns how to live. — Simon Critchley

Tony La Russa was quoted as saying that I was using steroids back then, and I was talking about it in the clubhouse, openly. — Jose Canseco

Obviously, doing TV and doing theater are completely different because they're two totally different mediums. On stage, you worry about your voice and how you move physically. On TV, something like an eye twitch is what they could be looking for from you because it's so contained. — Jake Epstein

Injuries come only from the heart. — Laurence Sterne

Humor, together with irony,forms a safeguard against idolatry. — Krister Stendahl

Everton are a bigger club than Liverpool. Everywhere you go on Merseyside you bump into Everton supporters. — Graeme Souness