123greetings Birthday Quotes & Sayings

I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement. "I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still alive by the end of the decade. — Jasper Fforde

It is publication week for my new novel 'The Sunshine Cruise Company.' Go me! Anyway, I may as well get the shameless plug over with right away - buy it. You'll like it. It's about a bunch of old ladies who rob a bank. — John Niven

I would love a little bit of a change. — Danielle Panabaker

If you wait for the weekend to live,
you're not living 71% of your life. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell ... we can't dance synonyms. — George Balanchine

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog - cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way. — Jordan Sonnenblick

Drawing and masturbation were the first sacred experiences I remember. — Carolee Schneemann

It is very sad that most of us just aren't grateful for what we have. If you're reading this, I think it's safe to assume that you're not homeless. You're not blind. You might be ill, but you're still alive. And yet, we find it hard to be thankful. To see the gift each day brings us. It is from this lack of true gratitude that we become sad. We have told ourselves over and over that we aren't happy. That our lives aren't good. That we're no good. — S.R. Crawford

Practice radical humility when it comes to your own accomplishments, and give credit everywhere except to your ego. — Wayne Dyer

It's old. Really old.
Is that a technical term?
Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking old.
Wow. That is old. — Alex Adams