11pm Pt Quotes & Sayings

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day. — Hannibal Buress

Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia
Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang
Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin
Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell
Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig
Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater — Lisa McMann

The Good News means we can stop lying to ourselves. The sweet sound of amazing grace saves us from the necessity of self-deception. It keeps us from denying that though Christ was victorious, the battle with lust, greed, and pride still rages within us. — Brennan Manning

Mr. Anwar is a respected colleague and a man of integrity, who in his capacity as finance minister showed strong dedication to enhancing the financial well-being of the Malaysian people, — Paul Martin

Apple cider vinegar and honey has been ingested for years as a mixture. It helps with aging, with detoxification and as a natural healer. — Donna Langely

My principal once told me that I was a penny waiting for change. But I suspect that I irritated him probably because I was making more money than he was. — GG Allin

That's when you really lose people, you know.When the pain passes. — Lauren Oliver

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings

Believe in yourself. That's real magic. — Odette Beane

His butt must be jealous of the amount of crap that comes out his mouth. — Jean Oram

Some things are better left unsaid. — Jubin Jomon

There's always things that you know about that nobody else, because everybody's life is different. So you write about what you know. That's number one. — Jackie Collins

When screening engineers from other companies, its smart to value engineers from great companies more than those from mediocre companies. — Ben Horowitz

In love the deceit generally outstrips the distrust. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Romantic love is an addiction. — Helen Fisher