117 Funny Quotes & Sayings

I will never fit in because
I wasn't meant to — Cher Lloyd

Osha," Bran asked as they crossed the yard. "Do you know the way north? To the Wall and ... and even past?" "The way's easy. Look for the Ice Dragon, and chase the blue star in the rider's eye. — George R R Martin

Step backward and assess the situation. if you can't do that, step forward and take charge. — Sydney Wilhelmy

I like to win, I like to compete and I like to sack the quarterback. I imagine there's a team out there looking for that. — Jason Babin

I have suffered from migraines since childhood and have long been curious about my own aching head, my dizziness, my divine lifting feelings, my sparklers and black holes, and my single visual hallucination of a little pink man and a pink ox on the floor of my bedroom. — Siri Hustvedt

The proud, the cold untroubled heart of stone, that never mused on sorrow but its own. — Thomas Campbell

Whether it be in the sun, the rain, or the snow,

You should always have fun, wherever you go.

Think of all the amusing things you can do,

To bring much laughter and happiness too. — Susanne Alexander-Heaton

Cowboy!" she hollered.
Every man on the street turned to stare at her."
pg.117 — Lori Wilde

The best writing has no lace on its sleeves. — Walt Whitman

I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson

The spirit of the tea beverage is one of peace, comfort and refinement.
— Arthur Gray

I think something that I can't name about our media has made us move away from that kind of specificity and that kind of curiosity. — George Saunders