10 Most Annoying Quotes & Sayings

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once — Steve Aylett

Killing Jesus was like trying to destroy a dandelion seed-head by blowing on it — Walter Wink

I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But I just became a bad, annoying drunk child, so when I stopped, I'd done a lot of things I wasn't proud of. — John Mulaney

Sebastian stretched. Clara stared. She could not help it. He was still in his breeches and shirt and she was riveted by the deliciously tight fit of the buckskins over his thighs.

"You could avert your eyes," Sebastian said mildly.

"I could," Clara agreed, "but I am not going to."

He smiled. "Hussy."

"I know. But I have waited a long time-- — Nicola Cornick

No reckoning made, but sent to my account with all my imperfections on my head. — William Shakespeare

I always have a plan, but it's like the plan for a journey. Once you're on the road, you change things. If nothing changes, if you end up with something that's just as you planned it, then you haven't created art. — Ernesto Neto

Start seeing yourself as God sees you, see yourself through God's eyes — Sunday Adelaja

On a good day, the animosity levels between us were usually at CODE RED. Bad days they were at CODE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When you put on a uniform, there are certain inhibitions that you accept. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

You never know the answers to the questions of life until you are asked. — Salman Rushdie

I like the way corduroys feel. I like the sort of jean aspect of corduroys, but also the texture of them. They probably remind me of my childhood, too, I think. I wore cords, and my dad had a corduroy jacket. — Noah Baumbach

I like everything you do to me."
"In that case"- he flipped her onto her back again, spread her thighs- "I think we should explore the concept of oral sex." Her brain hazed over. And stayed hazed. — Nalini Singh

To avoid congestion, I get up at 5:10, grab a slice of raisin toast, and leave the house at 6 A.M. My husband, Tim Dunn, who works for an environmental agency, is still asleep when I slip out, and I find that rather annoying. — Ellen Stofan

She demanded, "Give up your life of idolatry and become a doctor."
I declined. "I have my geraniums to look after. — Nick Bantock

Are you out of your mind?"
It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility. — Ilona Andrews

It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat. — Amanda Grange

[Captchas] are not only annoying, but they kill 10 seconds of your time. — Luis Von Ahn

I've reached most my goals and when my career is over I will have many other things to do. — Thomas Muster