10 Great Customer Service Quotes & Sayings

Under the sad end-of-days spell of the smoky dusk and the waning year, of the moon and its ostentatious superiority to the trashy, petty claptrap of his sublunar existence, why does he even hesitate? The Kamizakis are your enemies whether you do or not, so you might as well do it. Yes, yes, if you can still do something, you must do it - that is the golden rule of sublunar existence, whether you are a worm cut in two or a man with a prostate like a billiard ball. If you can still do something, then you must do it! Anything living can figure that out. — Philip Roth

This is the dangerous thing about musicals. Most of them assume that as soon as you find your voice, you'll use it to sing to someone else. — David Levithan

Beauty and ugliness have one origin.
Name beauty, and ugliness is.
Recognizing virtue recognizes evil.

Is and is not produce one another.
The difficult is born in the easy,
long is defined by short, the high by the low. — Sam Hamill

If I dropped a tear upon your hand, may it wither it up! If I spoke a gentle word in your hearing, may it deafen you! If I touched you with my lips, may the touch be poison to you! A curse upon this roof that gave me shelter! Sorrow and shame upon your head! Ruin upon all belonging to you! — Charles Dickens

If she watched me any closer, she'd turn into the Eye of Sauron — Michelle Hodkin

Expressions like "the good ole days" implied that life used to be of a higher quality than it is now, but I think everything looks better in retrospect. — Penelope Douglas

Secrets are a responsibility and a painfully taxing one at that. — Jonas Lee

It should be natural, and that's how I like women to look. I like them to feel comfortable and look organic. — Alice Temperley

I think I'm honored. Or speechless. Maybe something in between there. — Dee Henderson

The Greek meaning of the word "blessed" is "supreme happiness." [see Matthew 5:3-5] — Eric Ludy

Flo especially took me in hand. When I felt I had to prove the existence of discrimination with statistics, for instance, she pulled me aside. 'If you're lying in the ditch with a truck on your ankle,' she said patiently, 'you don't send someone to the library to find out how much the truck weighs. You get it off! — Gloria Steinem

No one understands that the First Amendment is only important if you are going to offend somebody. If you're not going to offend somebody, you don't need protection of the First Amendment. — Larry Flynt