Patton Oswalt Quotes

You've Gotta Respect Everyone's Beliefs." No, You Don't. That's What Gets Us In Trouble. Look, You Have To Acknowledge Everyone's Beliefs, And Then You Have To Reserve The Right To Go: "That Is Fucking Stupid. Are You Kidding Me?" I Acknowledge That You Believe That, That's Great, But I'm Not Going To Respect It. I Have An Uncle That Believes He Saw Sasquatch. We Do Not Believe Him, Nor Do We Respect Him!

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