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David Sedaris Quotes

You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities, Saying You Molested Her. Is That What You Want? One Little Phone Call And Your Life Is Ruined.'

'But I Didn't Do Anything. I'm Gay, Remember?'

'That's Not Going To Save You,' She Said. 'Push Comes To Shove And Who Do You Think They're Going To Believe, A Nine-year-old Girl Or The Full-grown Man Who Gets His Jollies Carving Little Creatures Out Of Balsa Wood?'

'They're NOT Little Creatures!' I Yelled. 'They're Tool People!

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

David Sedaris Quotes: You've Got Her Mad Now And There's No Turning Back. All She Has To Do Is Go To The Authorities,

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