Jeaniene Frost Quotes

You! You Tricked Me! I Never Want To See You Or That Bottle Of Liquid Arsenic Again!"
I Chucked The Empty Moonshine Jug At Him. Or Tried To. It Missed Him By A Dozen Feet.
He Picked It Up In Astonishment. "You Drank The Whole Bloody Thing? You Were Only Supposed To Have A Few Sips!"
"Did You Say That? Did You?" He Reached Me Just As I Felt The Ground Tip. "Didn't Say Anything. I've Got Those Names, So That's All That Matters, But You Men ... You're All Alike. Alive, Dead, Undead - All Perverts! I Had A Drunken Pervert In My Pants! Do You Know How Unsanitary That Is?"
Bones Held Me Upright. I Would Have Protested, But I Couldn't Remember How To. "What Are You Saying?"
"Winston Poltergeisted My Panties, That's What!" I Announced With A Loud Hiccup.
"Why, You Scurvy, Lecherous Spook!" Bones Yelled In The Direction Of The Cemetery. "If My Pipes Still Worked, I'd Go Right Back There And Piss On Your Grave!

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