David Sedaris Quotes

You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American."
I Went To The Window For That One An Saw A Marriage Disintegrate Before My Eyes. Poor Mary Frances In Her Beige Beret ...
"Americans," He Repeated. "We Don't Live In In France, We Live In Virginia. Vienna, Virginia. Got It?"
I Looked At This Guy And Knew For Certain That If We'd Met At A Party He'd Claim To Live In Washington, D.C. Ask For A Street Address, And He'd Look Away, Mumbling, "Well, Just Outside D.C.

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

David Sedaris Quotes: You Want To Be French, Mary Frances, That's Your Problem, But Instead You're Just Another American.i Went To The Window

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