Terry Pratchett Quotes

You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men And She Will End Up With The Nice One, And There Has To Be Misunderstandings, And They Never Do Anything More Than Kiss And It's Absolutely Guaranteed That, For Example, An Exciting Civil War Or An Invasion By Trolls Or Even A Scene With Any Cooking In It Is Not Going To Happen. The Best You Can Expect Is A Thunderstorm.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Know It's Going To Be Mary The Maid, Or Someone Like Her, And There's Going To Be Two Men

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