Michael Ian Black Quotes

You Know How Burger King Often Employs Mentally Handicapped People To Wipe Down Tables At Their Restaurants? What Those People Are To Burger King, Paralegals Are To Lawyers. It's The Lowest Job You Can Possibly Get And Still Technically Be Considered In The Legal Profession

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